You say you need a Hero?
Well.

Wonder Woman’s busy
Her schedule’s full with
Woman support groups

Super Man’s off
Making more plans
With that “Lex” Guy

Bat man’s Hanging with
His Bat buddies
They were calling

Robin’s hanging with
Starfire, Raven,
And Beast boy.

Well.

I’ll pull out my old sewing kit
And that Halloween costume
And Fix it up.
And Close the moth holes
And let it down a few inches

A HERO IS BORN!
I’m “Normal Girl”
All the good identities were taken

I’ve got a pair of blue jeans
With red “NG” all over the pant legs

I’ve got a T-shirt
It’s black, and it has
White and green
Patterns.  I made them myself.

I have a mask.
Don’t want people to
Know who I am!
It’s a simple orange,
And streaks of green in it.

Well, Whadda ya need?
I can recover all emotional problems
Bad marriages, bad hopes
You name it.

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I’m also a good hand
with Tarot cards.
A dollar a card
Five dollars for a spread.

I’m not half bad at human enemies, too
The Penguin, no problem.
Enough bad Penguin jokes,
He’ll be begging to be arrested.

Cat Woman?
Well, I got a thing with dogs, see?

Mr. Freeze, hm?
Well, I’ll show him that magazine
I found in that recycling of the
Frat house.  That’ll make him
Blush himself to death

Well, That enough? Do I need an
Action figure, or something?

I’m a Hero.
Normal Girl
STRIKES AGAIN!